bf: I ordered you a present last night! I think you're going to like it.
me: Tattoo? (joking and being "adorable")
bf: Noooo, it's not a tattoo. I told you I can't afford that. We'll have to be patient.
me: I've been patient...
bf: I know...
me: ... for like THREE YEARS. I almost had enough saved this summer but then I lent it all to you.
bf: Well your saving could have been going towards bills the whole time so really you were just making us behind!
me: (SLAMS MICROWAVE AND EATS LEFTOVER TURKEY MOTIONLESS ON THE COUCH WHILE WATCHING THE DOG WHISPERER)
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i'm not sure how i ate the turkey motionlessly but i think the mental power of my indignation at being called out caused it to float gently into my mouth.
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Something about the words "dog whisperer" being capitalized makes the ending even more dramtic.
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