Or: a list of ridiculous frivolities I will not receive for xmas:
· Achewood books, any of them, all of them, specifically the cookbook. I would also gladly receive and frequently wear a "Stoned Lightning" t-shirt.
· tattoo, it will probably be around $350?
· These hanging horn designs, in 7/16".
· TATTOO.
· A number of kitchen-type things, from a good knife set to a toaster oven that is not from the past and constantly in danger of bursting into flames. Food processor/blender, tea pot, french press, rice/pressure cooker, crock pot, nice le creuset dishware, a real goddamn skillet, cutting boards, silpat/silicone baking implements, cookie sheet, containers, etc.
· Kitty things: a fountain, a solidly built play tree that doesn't look like total ass, or at least a new sisal scratching post.
· This, in topaz. It's on (deep breath) saaaaaaaaaaaaale. There's no chart for the sizes on the site though so I don't know what the fuck.
· Drying Lotion or Buffering Lotion from here. Quickly now before my skin frightens the children.
· Tattoo, please.
There, fantasy time is over for now.
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