give me money for things

What I really need to do is find all those old Judy Blume books and read them again, christ, that woman was a genius.  When I was around eleven those books were porn to me, even while giving that creepy '70s vibe and offering only vague language about special feelings in special places and luridly detailed descriptions of bodily functions.

You know what, nevermind, I just need to get some actual '70s porn books.  And some regular porn.  FAN-TASTIC.