Saturday, May 24, 2008

ATTN Television Cartoon Programs

You really need to cut it the fuck out with the internet "memes" or whatever the fuck because, really?  Really?  They were stupidly funny when they made the first round on the 'nets, then we moved on to the next hilarious thing, then the simple folk who use internet discovered it and ran it into the ground on their myspace pages, then a glacier menacingly engulfed the northern hemisphere in an icy grip, then you had thirty seconds of time on your television show to fill because no companies are buying commercial airtime anymore and you wrote in your main cast of characters acting out the uncouth phenomenon desperately trying to mask the fact that you're entertaining stoned teenagers and all of your writers are late-30s dbags who wear sandals.  

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